Matt's Twitter
xmatt: OH: "She says they tell each other they love each other all the time. It's so sweet! For now."
xmatt: OH: "She says they tell each other they love each other all the time. It's so sweet! For now."
xmatt: Yes, Farhad, please tell us more about the plight of people who receive such short shrift in "only" making $100,000 http://t.co/Zx3L7OUv
xmatt: Yes, Farhad, please tell us more about the plight of people who receive such short shrift in "only" making $100,000 http://t.co/Zx3L7OUv
xmatt: And how. RT @newsycombinator Facebook broke the internet http://t.co/tG8Goy8d
xmatt: And how. RT @newsycombinator Facebook broke the internet http://t.co/tG8Goy8d
xmatt: Handy guide for GOP candidates on up-to-date culture war motifs http://t.co/zWiseeW7
xmatt: Handy guide for GOP candidates on up-to-date culture war motifs http://t.co/zWiseeW7
xmatt: @AnnaLindow I demand Freedom...from Chase's stupid activation emails
xmatt: @AnnaLindow I demand Freedom...from Chase's stupid activation emails
xmatt: OH: "You can get drunk at McDonalds." - "Yeah, but it's less likely than at, like, a bar or something."
xmatt: OH: "You can get drunk at McDonalds." - "Yeah, but it's less likely than at, like, a bar or something."
xmatt: RT @Carrie_Rachel: Amazon.com: "your order of beef trachea has shipped." Finally, a reason to get home.
xmatt: RT @Carrie_Rachel: Amazon.com: "your order of beef trachea has shipped." Finally, a reason to get home.
xmatt: Hey look, it's The @Awl's "sports coverage" <3 http://t.co/6BqxGEPj
xmatt: Hey look, it's The @Awl's "sports coverage" <3 http://t.co/6BqxGEPj
xmatt: "Chic Tel Aviv is Israel's hedonism capital." -- Airbnb marketing email
xmatt: "Chic Tel Aviv is Israel's hedonism capital." -- Airbnb marketing email
xmatt: @nlschmidt Face is all blurry, doesn't prove anything.
xmatt: @nlschmidt Face is all blurry, doesn't prove anything.
xmatt: Today's NYT lament on how hard life is for the super-rich in New York City: http://t.co/q55QPuoy
xmatt: Today's NYT lament on how hard life is for the super-rich in New York City: http://t.co/q55QPuoy
xmatt: Missed my window to consume coffee early enough to prevent headache. #pitfallsofsleepingin
xmatt: Missed my window to consume coffee early enough to prevent headache. #pitfallsofsleepingin
xmatt: RT @StephenAtHome: New Money Pro Tip: Don't buy individually-wrapped caviar. Too much work.
xmatt: RT @StephenAtHome: New Money Pro Tip: Don't buy individually-wrapped caviar. Too much work.
xmatt: Yeah, I'll have a quote-unquote "free" PBR draft, please. http://t.co/qDHq4ago
xmatt: Yeah, I'll have a quote-unquote "free" PBR draft, please. http://t.co/qDHq4ago
xmatt: Someone made a funny! http://t.co/aJunV5r4
xmatt: Someone made a funny! http://t.co/aJunV5r4
xmatt: Now an entire section at Barnes & Noble. http://t.co/lYFEnC2i
xmatt: Now an entire section at Barnes & Noble. http://t.co/lYFEnC2i
xmatt: You can just call me DJ Direct Depo$it #portlandia
xmatt: You can just call me DJ Direct Depo$it #portlandia
xmatt: Listening to @kcrw makes me feel like such a schlub for not going to see live music all the time.
xmatt: Listening to @kcrw makes me feel like such a schlub for not going to see live music all the time.
xmatt: Kazakhstan officially better at building subways than Los Angeles http://t.co/LWSLKFPv
xmatt: Kazakhstan officially better at building subways than Los Angeles http://t.co/LWSLKFPv
xmatt: It's true, actually. RT @DEVOPS_BORAT In lean startup is CEO need of be specialist in Photoshop and Cloud.
xmatt: It's true, actually. RT @DEVOPS_BORAT In lean startup is CEO need of be specialist in Photoshop and Cloud.