Matt's Twitter
xmatt: Yeah, Mint. I guess I have gone over my usual coffee shop budget this month.
xmatt: Yeah, Mint. I guess I have gone over my usual coffee shop budget this month.
xmatt: I once was asked in New York City, "do you like my clothes?"
xmatt: I once was asked in New York City, "do you like my clothes?"
xmatt: Mission. Dolores.
xmatt: Mission. Dolores.
xmatt: Flying with nothing but a messenger bag is a weird, but nice, feeling.
xmatt: Flying with nothing but a messenger bag is a weird, but nice, feeling.
xmatt: @zebe You're just jealous that I'm the mayor of the Home Depot at Smith/9th
xmatt: @zebe You're just jealous that I'm the mayor of the Home Depot at Smith/9th
xmatt: Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.
xmatt: Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.
xmatt: @theresaanna don't wanna get robbed.
xmatt: @theresaanna don't wanna get robbed.
xmatt: Unlocked the foursquare "Bender" badge for checking in at JFK Airport. PARTY HARD
xmatt: Unlocked the foursquare "Bender" badge for checking in at JFK Airport. PARTY HARD
xmatt: Got to check out the Hearst Building. Mind.blown.
xmatt: Got to check out the Hearst Building. Mind.blown.
xmatt: Non, je ne regrette rien
xmatt: Non, je ne regrette rien
xmatt: Zipcar needs more cars in Brooklyn. It is basically impossible to get one on a weekend without booking way in advance.
xmatt: Zipcar needs more cars in Brooklyn. It is basically impossible to get one on a weekend without booking way in advance.
xmatt: @kateyrich I would probably vom. Hope you're having a good time though!
xmatt: @kateyrich I would probably vom. Hope you're having a good time though!
xmatt: @effedparkslope I once saw a fat person free-fall backwards into an overcrowded F train to get in. Everyone on the train was all, "NOOOooo!"
xmatt: @effedparkslope I once saw a fat person free-fall backwards into an overcrowded F train to get in. Everyone on the train was all, "NOOOooo!"
xmatt: Really digging the music selection at South 4th.
xmatt: Really digging the music selection at South 4th.
xmatt: Red Hook ballfields still have the best ceviche ever.
xmatt: Red Hook ballfields still have the best ceviche ever.
xmatt: Just rode down an elevator with a dog named Wags. Get it? Wags the dog? Ha. Ha.
xmatt: Just rode down an elevator with a dog named Wags. Get it? Wags the dog? Ha. Ha.
xmatt: "Fun Maine trick: put Moxie in a Pepsi bottle, give it to an unsuspecting friend, watch their face as they drink it." -- Gawker commenter
xmatt: "Fun Maine trick: put Moxie in a Pepsi bottle, give it to an unsuspecting friend, watch their face as they drink it." -- Gawker commenter
xmatt: @mmelgoza he's the progenitor of the old SA "party hard" meme
xmatt: @mmelgoza he's the progenitor of the old SA "party hard" meme
xmatt: RT @doreeshafrir: I just read 2300+ words on the @wise_kaplan and @cranky_kaplan Twitters?! http://bit.ly/cB63oY
xmatt: RT @doreeshafrir: I just read 2300+ words on the @wise_kaplan and @cranky_kaplan Twitters?! http://bit.ly/cB63oY
xmatt: Stonington is dead silent at night. Not quite like Flatbush Ave.
xmatt: Stonington is dead silent at night. Not quite like Flatbush Ave.