Matt's Twitter

xmatt: So I accidently left my cellphone on during the flight over from LA. And the plane didn't even crash!

xmatt: The Mets sent me a brochure inviting me to buy season tickets. Their marketing materials openly acknowledge that they kinda suck.

xmatt: Back at JFK. Don't think I'll ever tire of flying over New York at night.

xmatt: @netaustin Wanna go in on a startup where celebs can hire us to sue them? I know a good lawyer.

xmatt: @theresaanna whoooooo.

xmatt: @theresaanna Congrats on being crunked.

xmatt: @theresaanna IKEA; no; no.

xmatt: Cablevision dropped ABC? I'm shocked that big media and cable monopolies would screw over their customers over a paltry $40M. Shocked.

xmatt: @theresaanna Michael Scott felt the same way upon returning from Sandals, Jamaica.

xmatt: I have been introduced to Santa Monica's premiere outdoor recreation area: The Stairs.

xmatt: Landed at LAX. Where JetBlue has New York local TV in flight, Virgin America has LA TV.

xmatt: brb, Los Angeles

xmatt: Time for my morning baggle. #community

xmatt: Great story about a subway trackworker who made it in Hollywood http://bit.ly/bZPUCv

xmatt: I had a dream last night that the Olympics were being held in Portland I had to drive athletes around on tours of the city. Kinda weird.

xmatt: My block has been taken over by the filming of a episode of "Rescue Me."

xmatt: I think all the media attention for the USA/Canada game confirms my contention that hockey is the best part of the winter Olympics.

xmatt: Legitimately interested in the USA-Canada gold medal game today. Is it bad that I'm rooting for Canada?

xmatt: Chag Purim!

xmatt: Patriot Act renewal passed in the House 315-97. Really, Dems?