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xmatt: Yeah, Mint. I guess I have gone over my usual coffee shop budget this month.

2 hours 24 min ago
xmatt: Yeah, Mint. I guess I have gone over my usual coffee shop budget this month.

xmatt: I once was asked in New York City, "do you like my clothes?"

4 hours 26 min ago
xmatt: I once was asked in New York City, "do you like my clothes?"

xmatt: Mission. Dolores.

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 21:23
xmatt: Mission. Dolores.

xmatt: Flying with nothing but a messenger bag is a weird, but nice, feeling.

Wed, 07/28/2010 - 21:52
xmatt: Flying with nothing but a messenger bag is a weird, but nice, feeling.

xmatt: @zebe You're just jealous that I'm the mayor of the Home Depot at Smith/9th

Wed, 07/28/2010 - 20:13
xmatt: @zebe You're just jealous that I'm the mayor of the Home Depot at Smith/9th

xmatt: Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.

Wed, 07/28/2010 - 20:12
xmatt: Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.

xmatt: @theresaanna don't wanna get robbed.

Wed, 07/28/2010 - 18:33
xmatt: @theresaanna don't wanna get robbed.

xmatt: Unlocked the foursquare "Bender" badge for checking in at JFK Airport. PARTY HARD

Wed, 07/28/2010 - 18:17
xmatt: Unlocked the foursquare "Bender" badge for checking in at JFK Airport. PARTY HARD

xmatt: Got to check out the Hearst Building. Mind.blown.

Wed, 07/28/2010 - 12:27
xmatt: Got to check out the Hearst Building. Mind.blown.

xmatt: Non, je ne regrette rien

Tue, 07/27/2010 - 01:41
xmatt: Non, je ne regrette rien

xmatt: Zipcar needs more cars in Brooklyn. It is basically impossible to get one on a weekend without booking way in advance.

Sat, 07/24/2010 - 10:14
xmatt: Zipcar needs more cars in Brooklyn. It is basically impossible to get one on a weekend without booking way in advance.

xmatt: @kateyrich I would probably vom. Hope you're having a good time though!

Sat, 07/24/2010 - 02:27
xmatt: @kateyrich I would probably vom. Hope you're having a good time though!

xmatt: @effedparkslope I once saw a fat person free-fall backwards into an overcrowded F train to get in. Everyone on the train was all, "NOOOooo!"

Tue, 07/20/2010 - 20:15
xmatt: @effedparkslope I once saw a fat person free-fall backwards into an overcrowded F train to get in. Everyone on the train was all, "NOOOooo!"

xmatt: Really digging the music selection at South 4th.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:07
xmatt: Really digging the music selection at South 4th.

xmatt: Red Hook ballfields still have the best ceviche ever.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 13:43
xmatt: Red Hook ballfields still have the best ceviche ever.

xmatt: Just rode down an elevator with a dog named Wags. Get it? Wags the dog? Ha. Ha.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:04
xmatt: Just rode down an elevator with a dog named Wags. Get it? Wags the dog? Ha. Ha.

xmatt: "Fun Maine trick: put Moxie in a Pepsi bottle, give it to an unsuspecting friend, watch their face as they drink it." -- Gawker commenter

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 08:03
xmatt: "Fun Maine trick: put Moxie in a Pepsi bottle, give it to an unsuspecting friend, watch their face as they drink it." -- Gawker commenter

xmatt: @mmelgoza he's the progenitor of the old SA "party hard" meme

Thu, 07/15/2010 - 00:45
xmatt: @mmelgoza he's the progenitor of the old SA "party hard" meme

xmatt: RT @doreeshafrir: I just read 2300+ words on the @wise_kaplan and @cranky_kaplan Twitters?! http://bit.ly/cB63oY

Tue, 07/13/2010 - 17:26
xmatt: RT @doreeshafrir: I just read 2300+ words on the @wise_kaplan and @cranky_kaplan Twitters?! http://bit.ly/cB63oY

xmatt: Stonington is dead silent at night. Not quite like Flatbush Ave.

Sat, 07/10/2010 - 23:11
xmatt: Stonington is dead silent at night. Not quite like Flatbush Ave.